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October 27, 2016

Monologue: Rick Bayless’s Wife Weighs In On Tonight’s Dinner Plans

by Spencer Ham
December 18, 2014

Monologue: Serial’s Sarah Koenig On Santa’s Alleged Hit-and-Run Murder of Grandma

by Spencer Ham
August 21, 2014

List: The Adult Kickball League Hall of Fame

by Spencer Ham
January 16, 2014

I Wish This Cab Driver Would Endanger My Life So I Could Post About it on Social Media

by Spencer Ham
February 12, 2013

Monologue: Grandson, I Lied When I Said I Hurt My Knee in the War; It Happened During an Improv Scene

by Spencer Ham
December 15, 2009

A Pragmatic Romantic Says Farewell To His Lover

by Spencer Ham

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October 10, 2018

My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”

by Ben Hayslett
October 20, 2009

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan
October 8, 2018

Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor

by Harmony Cox
October 12, 2018

List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”

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