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Articles by
Susan Harlan
Susan Harlan’s humor writing has appeared in venues including The Awl, The Billfold, Avidly, Queen Mob’s Tea House, The Hairpin, The Belladonna, Janice, and The Establishment. Her book Decorating a Room of One’s Own: Conversations on Interior Design with Miss Havisham, Jane Eyre, Victor Frankenstein, Elizabeth Bennet, Ishmael, and Other Literary Notables, which began as a column for The Toast, was published by Abrams in October 2018. She teaches English literature at Wake Forest University.
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October 13, 2016Marketing Tag Lines of American Universities, Paired With Other, Non-University Corporations
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August 10, 2016A Poem About Your University’s Brand New Institute
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January 25, 2016Alternatives to Resting Bitch Face
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June 19, 2015Rubric for the Rubric Concerning Students’ Core Educational Competency In Reading Things In Books and Writing About Them
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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