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Articles by
Susan Schorn
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June 19, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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May 14, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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March 17, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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December 23, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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October 8, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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August 21, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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August 1, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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April 29, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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March 3, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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January 28, 2014Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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November 20, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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October 17, 2013Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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