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  • August 14, 2015
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 60: No Holds Barred
    by Susan Schorn
  • June 19, 2015
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 59: Show Us the Money
    by Susan Schorn
  • May 14, 2015
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 58: The Tongues of Trolls
    by Susan Schorn
  • March 17, 2015
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 57: DIY
    by Susan Schorn
  • December 23, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 56: Family Traditions
    by Susan Schorn
  • October 8, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 55: Cage Match: Victorian Novelist Edition
    by Susan Schorn
  • August 21, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 54: Control Freaks
    by Susan Schorn
  • August 1, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 53: For the Eye Sees Not Itself
    by Susan Schorn
  • April 29, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 52: The Bravery of Being Out of Range
    by Susan Schorn
  • March 3, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 51: Strangled in the Crib: Friday Night Tykes and the Long Slow Death of Caring
    by Susan Schorn
  • January 28, 2014
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 50: Violence, Incognito
    by Susan Schorn
  • November 20, 2013
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 49: Sorry, Thank You, Please
    by Susan Schorn
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