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December 4, 2023Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Fun Train to Fightville
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November 28, 2018Secret Service Emergency Response Protocol 1434M: If the First Lady Is Attacked by Demonically Possessed Christmas Trees
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February 16, 2018NRA-Approved AP English Exam
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August 29, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Seven: For the Love of Money
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July 11, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Six: The Wholesale Catalog of Revelation
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June 22, 2016Who’s a Good Dog With a Gun?
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May 16, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Five: Cyber Scams and Confidence Games
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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March 2, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Three: The Things We Carry
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February 5, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Two: Alarmed and Dangerous
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February 4, 2016Fear, Inc: Part One: The Marketplace
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November 6, 2015Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 61: Fifty Bullets In Your Head
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President