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Susie Aquilina
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic
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May 11, 2021Bow Down to Me, Pathetic Mortals, For I Have a Loud Engine
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January 22, 2021Now That I Am Old Enough to Enroll in Medicare, I Am Against Socialized Medicine
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September 10, 2020Looks Like I Wasn’t Muted In Our Zoom Meeting
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May 20, 2020We Humbly Beseech Our Feudal Lord to Delay the Fiefdom’s Reopening
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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