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Sylvia Irizarry

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Sylvia Irizarry is a writer based out of her bedroom in Queens.

April 9, 2018

Reviews of New Food: Whole Foods’ Coconut Date Rolls and the Impossible Burger

JOJO FRANZEN and SYLVIA IRIZARRY

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August 8, 2018

The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial

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August 2, 2018

You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life

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June 29, 2018

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