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Articles by
Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi is grateful they let her teach English and writing at Ursinus College.
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June 17, 2022This Father’s Day, Give Your Dad the Only Gift He Really Wants: A Story about How You Found a Great Parking Spot
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April 1, 2022Don’t Cross Me Because I Will Get My Revenge By Being Marginally Less Pleasant the Next Time We Meet
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself
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December 30, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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December 23, 2021Tips from the Blessed Virgin Mary for Using Childbirth to Advance Your Personal Brand
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2021Jesus Christ Can’t Stop Obsessing Over His Follower Count
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March 18, 2021Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March Madness: Key Matchups in the NCAA Little Women Tournament
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December 15, 2020You Can Skip the First Few Seasons of Your Child’s Life, Because It Doesn’t Really Get Good Until Season 6
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April 14, 2020Noted Philosophers Reconsider Their Key Insights After a Month of Social Distancing
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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