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Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi is grateful they let her teach English and writing at Ursinus College.
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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March 18, 2021Meg, Jo, Beth, and Amy March Madness: Key Matchups in the NCAA Little Women Tournament
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December 15, 2020You Can Skip the First Few Seasons of Your Child’s Life, Because It Doesn’t Really Get Good Until Season 6
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