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Articles by
Talia Argondezzi
Talia Argondezzi teaches English and writing at Ursinus College. Her book of humorous advice is called Lean the F*ck Out.
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February 12, 2024You Should Give Me a Compliment Because I Will Take It Really Well
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January 12, 2024A Day in the Life of Today’s Parent, as Imagined by Grandparents
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January 3, 2024How Urgently Your Mom Needs to Talk to You, Based on What She Said in the Voicemail
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January 2, 2024How to Ensure Your Annual Beach Vacation Destroys Your Relationship with Your Extended Family
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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November 8, 2023An Apology to the Other Parents at Our Kids’ Bus Stop for How Incredibly Boring I Am
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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August 16, 2023How Rock and Roll Stays Relevant in Middle Age and Beyond
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May 17, 2023Academic Regalia, Explained
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April 10, 2023Are You Doing Something Very Ordinary in Real Life or Unraveling at the Brink of a Mental Breakdown in a Movie?
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December 19, 2022Norrisville Elementary’s Non-Compulsory Mid-December Spirit Week Has Nothing to Do with Christmas
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December 9, 2022Staying at a White Lotus Resort or Getting a PhD in English?
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ