The Believer Magazine
Articles by
Timothy Cahill
Tim Cahill is a writer in New York. He loves animals, rock & roll, and jeans.
-
February 13, 2024Cormac McCarthy’s Valentine’s Day Candy Hearts
-
September 23, 2022On the Eighth Day, Leon Leonwood Bean Said, “Let There Be Flannel Shirts”
-
November 20, 2019Five Doors I Wish Jim Morrison Had Walked Through
-
October 15, 2019Five Things I’d Rather Get Hit With Than Have to Hear Led Zeppelin’s “All My Love”
-
August 1, 2019When Celebrity Chefs Egg Your House
Trending 🔥
-
February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
-
February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
-
February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
-
February 3, 2025Elon Musk’s Directive on How to Change a Light Bulb in a Federal Building
Recently
-
February 13, 2025Government Welfare Is Evil, Unless the Money Goes to the Wealthiest Man in the World
-
February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
-
February 13, 2025Valentine’s Day Guide for the Huberman Lab Listener in Your Life
-
February 13, 2025I Vow, from This Day Forward, to Watch Every Episode of Freaks and Geeks with You