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Tom Batten has written for The New Yorker, The Guardian, and others. He lives in Virginia.
June 8, 2018The World Responds to Me Winning HQ Trivia
February 26, 2018What I Imagine an Average Day Would Be Like If I Lived in New York
October 24, 2017I’m Looking for a Woman Who Will Challenge Me
October 25, 2016About the Sinkhole in the Adjunct Faculty Lounge, and Other Mid-Semester Announcements
September 8, 2006Three New Mac Ad Ideas