McSweeney’s
Internet Tendency
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
Daily humor almost every day since 1998.
McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.

Tom Batten

Articles by

Tom Batten

Tom Batten has written for The New Yorker, The Guardian, and others. He lives in Virginia.

Trending 🔥
  1. August 5, 2020
    Your School District’s Reopening Survey
    by Kara Baskin
  2. July 20, 2020
    Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party
    by Katherine Shonk
  3. July 31, 2020
    Teacher
    by Erin Nicole
  4. August 4, 2020
    Sharpies
    by Jen Coleman
Recently