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Articles by
Will Bareford
Will is a copywriter living in Brooklyn, NY.
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May 23, 2023I Support Banning TikTok Because I’m an Out-of-Touch Thirty-Something with No Interest in Figuring Out How to Use Yet Another Social Media Platform
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March 4, 2022Donation Guidelines for Station Eleven’s Museum of Civilization
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October 25, 2012Manhattan Coffee Shop or Material Used in the Construction of a Traditional Powhatan Indian Longhouse?
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November 6, 2024I Don’t Hate Women Candidates. I Just Thought an Erratic and Vindictive Criminal Was Worthier of My Vote Than a Woman Candidate
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November 1, 2024I Will Be Away from My Desk on November 6
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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November 6, 2024Here’s Why a Second Death Star Won’t Be That Bad