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Zack Bornstein
Zack Bornstein is an Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning & WGA Award-winning writer and director from Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Netflix’s The Good Cop, and Comedy Central’s Alternatino. He has created, directed, written, produced, and performed original comedy for NBC, ABC, Netflix, Comedy Central, FOX, MTV, and the UCB Theater. He regularly contributes to The New Yorker, Vulture, Paste Magazine, American Bystander, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. He created Garlic Jackson Comedy, which The New York Times called, “Some of the City’s best writers and performers.”
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