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Zack Bornstein is an Emmy-nominated, Peabody Award-winning & WGA Award-winning writer and director from Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Netflix’s The Good Cop, and Comedy Central’s Alternatino. He has created, directed, written, produced, and performed original comedy for NBC, ABC, Netflix, Comedy Central, FOX, MTV, and the UCB Theater. He regularly contributes to The New Yorker, Vulture, Paste Magazine, American Bystander, and McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. He created Garlic Jackson Comedy, which The New York Times called, “Some of the City’s best writers and performers.”
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September 30, 2016I’m a Political Journalist With 500 Words Due and Nothing Left to Say
June 28, 2016I Was the One Who Bought George Zimmerman’s Gun
January 20, 2015This Conversation is a Series of Gratuitous References to Validate My Intelligence to You
October 24, 2014No One Can Tell Me What to Do—Except for People With the Proper Authority to Do So
September 19, 2012My Neurotransmitter Abuse Problem
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