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Zhubin Parang

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June 12, 2013

A Record of Recent Senate Votes

by Zhubin Parang
January 5, 2011

Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene Where The Sexy Female Lead Is Caught Naked

by Zhubin Parang
March 12, 2007

Thrilling Chapter Endings You May Use In Your Next Novel

by Zhubin Parang
December 21, 2005

Stories Ending With “Long Story Short” That Could Actually Use Some Elaboration

by Zhubin Parang
December 8, 2004

In the Locker Room at Halftime

by Zhubin Parang
October 20, 2004

Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing

by Zhubin Parang

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February 19, 2020

Self-Care Tips for Toddlers

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February 21, 2020

Jokes I’ve Told That My Male Colleagues Didn’t Like

by Ali Kelley, Kate Herzlin, Danielle Kraese, and Ysabel Yates
February 12, 2020

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by Laura Slade Lewis
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