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Zhubin Parang
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June 12, 2013A Record of Recent Senate Votes
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January 5, 2011Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene Where The Sexy Female Lead Is Caught Naked
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March 12, 2007Thrilling Chapter Endings You May Use In Your Next Novel
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December 21, 2005Stories Ending With “Long Story Short” That Could Actually Use Some Elaboration
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December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime
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October 20, 2004Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing
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March 31, 2025I’m a Free-Thinking Centrist with Only Right-Wing Ideas
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April 9, 2025US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028
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April 1, 2025I’m a German Citizen in 1933, and Is It Just Me or Is It Really Hard to Get Any Work Done Right Now?
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April 15, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes