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Articles by
Zhubin Parang
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June 12, 2013A Record of Recent Senate Votes
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January 5, 2011Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene Where The Sexy Female Lead Is Caught Naked
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March 12, 2007Thrilling Chapter Endings You May Use In Your Next Novel
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December 21, 2005Stories Ending With “Long Story Short” That Could Actually Use Some Elaboration
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December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime
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October 20, 2004Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director