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Zhubin Parang
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June 12, 2013A Record of Recent Senate Votes
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January 5, 2011Writing Your Sitcom Pilot, Chapter 1: The Scene Where The Sexy Female Lead Is Caught Naked
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March 12, 2007Thrilling Chapter Endings You May Use In Your Next Novel
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December 21, 2005Stories Ending With “Long Story Short” That Could Actually Use Some Elaboration
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December 8, 2004In the Locker Room at Halftime
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October 20, 2004Dissertation Titles That Suggest the Author Was Preoccupied With Other Issues at the Time of Writing
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004 -
August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 18, 2020The Trump Aristocrats 2020
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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December 1, 2020An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers
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December 1, 2020Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance
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November 30, 2020We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com
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November 30, 2020An Open Letter to the Guy Who Was Always at the Bar on His Computer