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Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
DLM is a home-schooled pastor’s kid, a real life Bible-college educated evangelical in the middle of Portland, Oregon. Currently living in low-income housing with a bunch of Somali Bantu refugees, a husband, a baby, and a very cranky cat, DLM writes about her missionary dreams and cross-cultural schemes while ardently striving to put the “fun” in fundamentalism.
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August 21, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: The Year of Jubilee
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August 1, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Nostalgia
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July 13, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: On Motherhood, On Death
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June 18, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Conversion
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May 29, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Ask An Evangelical
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May 9, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Women’s Work
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April 18, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: The Wedding
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March 26, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Savior Complex
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March 9, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Oh Lord, Won’t You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz?
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February 21, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Jesus For President
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January 31, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Baptism
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January 11, 2012Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: In it to Win it
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