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Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
DLM is a home-schooled pastor’s kid, a real life Bible-college educated evangelical in the middle of Portland, Oregon. Currently living in low-income housing with a bunch of Somali Bantu refugees, a husband, a baby, and a very cranky cat, DLM writes about her missionary dreams and cross-cultural schemes while ardently striving to put the “fun” in fundamentalism.
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December 15, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: A Christmas Story
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November 28, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Bible College
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November 7, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Heavy-Laden
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October 20, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: Otherness
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October 3, 2011Assimilate Or Go Home: Dispatches from the Stateless Wanderers: We Are Fundamentalists
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