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Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
Self-defense instructor, black belt, and generally cranky person Susan Schorn trains at Sun Dragon Martial Arts in Austin, Texas, where she learned karate from a second-wave feminist who could snap people’s bones like breadsticks. She is also the author of the memoir Smile at Strangers, and Other Lessons In the Art of Living Fearlessly. She has been hit in the head more than most McSweeney’s columnists.
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September 24, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 38: The F-Word
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August 15, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 37: Scrimmage
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July 20, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 36: Castrating Daniel Tosh
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June 19, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 35: Tigers, Tigers
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May 2, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 34: Arms and the Man
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March 8, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 33: Rumblestrutting
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February 3, 2012Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 32: Fuck the Dude Up
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December 5, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 31: Moral Hazard and The Chubby Blue Line
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November 15, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 30: Where Anglos Fear to Tread
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August 10, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 29: Sven Knudsen
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June 8, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 28: Princesses
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May 10, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 27: If I Had a Hammer
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