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Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
Self-defense instructor, black belt, and generally cranky person Susan Schorn trains at Sun Dragon Martial Arts in Austin, Texas, where she learned karate from a second-wave feminist who could snap people’s bones like breadsticks. She is also the author of the memoir Smile at Strangers, and Other Lessons In the Art of Living Fearlessly. She has been hit in the head more than most McSweeney’s columnists.
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February 21, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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January 26, 2011Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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December 10, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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November 4, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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October 4, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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September 29, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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September 8, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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August 2, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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July 8, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 22, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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June 3, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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May 17, 2010Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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