NEW BOOK ALERT

It’s finally here. Our 680-page, three-pound humor anthology, KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING: TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF HUMOR FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY is now available to order.

Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue

Scott C. Reynolds is a collector of broken career dreams. This column examines the life that might have been had he, or you, followed through.