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Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue
Scott C. Reynolds is a collector of broken career dreams. This column examines the life that might have been had he, or you, followed through.
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February 2, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 7: So You Wanted to be President of the United States…
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January 17, 2011Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 6: So You Wanted to Be a Professional Snowboarder…
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December 21, 2010Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 5 : So You Wanted to Be a Computer Programmer…
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December 1, 2010Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 4: So You Wanted to Be an Veterinarian…
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November 11, 2010Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 3: So You Wanted to Be an Archaeologist…
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October 22, 2010Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 2: So You Wanted to Be a Powerful Executive…
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October 7, 2010Dream Jobs That You’re Glad You Didn’t Pursue: Column 1: So You Wanted to Be a Marine Biologist…
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