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October 22, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: A Letter From McSweeney’s 57
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September 20, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: The Digital Blues
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July 9, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Skinned
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May 23, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: I Want a Friend
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May 6, 2019Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Damn You, Ira Glass and Your Perfect Male Vocal Fry
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May 24, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: From McSweeney’s Issue 52: “My Mountain is Taller Than All The Living Trees”
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May 22, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: Four Institutional Monologues
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May 17, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: From McSweeney’s Issue 51: “Cutting Horse”
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May 15, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: McSweeney’s Issue 50: “Nancy, All Too Nancy”
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May 10, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: McSweeney’s Issue 41: “Stay Where You Are”
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May 8, 2018Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: McSweeney’s Issue 52: “I Pledge Allegiance to the Butterfly”
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