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Gyros to Heroes:
A Column About Sandwiches
Writer, occasional academic and sandwich enthusiast Lindsay Eanet is fascinated by the power two slices of bread and filling seem to possess. The zombie-like way customers grab the suspect packaged gas-station sandwiches after a long road trip, the love affair a dear friend of hers seems to have with the humble Döner kebab. In this column, she seeks to explore the greater truths this humble foodstuff can reveal: its defiance of socioeconomic status, its ability to bring people together, its many names and incarnations and nuances. Outside the title, she will try to avoid terrible sandwich puns as much as possible.
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September 4, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: The Year of the Durantwich
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July 25, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: I’m Having Trouble Naming My Food Truck
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July 3, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: What She’s Having
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June 8, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: El Millor
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May 22, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: The Bread of Affliction (Slight Return)
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May 1, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Double Bypass
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April 12, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Grilled Cheese Perfection
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March 22, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Prawn Sandwich Eaters
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March 2, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Condiment Power Rankings, Week 6
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February 14, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: More, More, More
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January 23, 2012Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: The Dogs of War
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December 9, 2011Gyros to Heroes: A Column About Sandwiches: Cass and Jimi
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