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It’s All Greek to Me:
A Column on Sororities in the South
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
Mary Marge Locker is an English major at the University of Mississippi, but she dropped her only English class this semester. Because of this, she has time to focus on the more important things in life, like social organizations. She wants to be in a sorority and doesn’t know why. Maybe so she can snag herself a frat-daddy. Maybe so she can have friends. Or maybe just so she can be associated with something. So yeah, Mary Marge attends a university to which she does not belong, because no girl is any girl at Ole Miss until she’s found herself—and made a home for herself—in a sorority.
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March 5, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Outside Activities Internalized
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February 2, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The MRS Degree
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January 13, 2012It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: The Grove
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December 19, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Formalities
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November 30, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: Night & Day
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November 9, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: #Perspective
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October 24, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: A Glass Half Empty
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October 5, 2011It’s All Greek to Me: A Column on Sororities in the South: What I Want
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