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Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter
Portland reader Elizabeth Miller’s father fights fires in the Pacific Northwest and elsewhere, while flying a helicopter. He is employed by a Philadelphia-based company called Carson Helicopters. This page will be updated periodically with news from this man.
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March 15, 2002Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Twelve
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February 6, 2002Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Eleven
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December 1, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Ten
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October 28, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Nine
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August 23, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Eight
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July 17, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Seven
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May 3, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Six
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April 9, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letter Five
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March 30, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letters Three and Four
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March 17, 2001Letters from Elizabeth Miller’s Dad, Who Fights Fires While Flying a Helicopter: Letters One and Two
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