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Listicles for People Exactly Like You
Rufi Thorpe is having a fever dream that involves writing books and parenting two small boys. Maybe you wouldn’t be so cold if you would put your penis away. She writes novels, including her latest, Dear Fang, With Love. You should probably buy five or six copies, just to be on the safe side.
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September 30, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 18 Signs Your Grandmother is Actually Ruby Hollis
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September 8, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 11 Sure-Fire Ways to Know You Are a Failed Language Poet Named Garret
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August 15, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Inappropriate Crushes You Have Definitely Had If Your Name is Sarah Peebles, in Chronological Order
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July 20, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs You Might Be a Precocious 16-Year-Old Named Annabelle.
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June 27, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Things Stay-at-Home Moms Named Sasha Think About
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May 25, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 11 Things 59-Year-Olds Named Karen Who Live in Newport Beach Have to Deal With
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May 3, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Ways Your College Roommate Alexandra Terrifies You
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April 8, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 10 Signs Your Name is James and You Are Teaching English at a Fancy Boarding School
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March 17, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Signs You Are a Secretary Named Courtney in NYC
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February 29, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 8 Signs Mark Strom From Math Class is Way Into You
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February 10, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 9 Problems Only Dave the Programmer Understands
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January 20, 2016Listicles For People Exactly Like You: 7 Struggles Only 22-Year-Olds Named Misty Living in Missoula, Montana Will Understand
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