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Top 20 of ’23
Here are our most-read articles of 2023.
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 4, 2024What Your Senior Year High School Musical Says About You
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January 4, 2024A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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January 3, 2024Welcome to Mary Oliver Garden
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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January 1, 2024Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 30, 2023Signs That You’re Ready to Wear Taupe
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December 29, 2023Introducing Total Crap, the First Magazine Written Entirely by AI
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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December 13, 2024Quaint Hometown Christmas Festivals Are Costing Me All My Best Employees
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December 13, 2024Excerpts from The Believer: Ancient to the Future
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December 13, 2024We Will Build a Big Arch for Your City
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December 12, 2024Here at Time Magazine, We’ve Decided This Is Another One of Those Years We Pick a Person Who Fucking Sucks