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Top 20 of ’23
Here are our most-read articles of 2023.
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January 5, 2024An Open Letter to the Pair of Gen-Z Men in the Northeast Regional Quiet Car Loudly Discussing Pitchfork’s 100 Best Albums of All Time
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January 5, 2024Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 4, 2024A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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January 2, 2024You’re a Cyclist Who Was Just Struck by a Car Driver. Here’s Why It Was Your Fault
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January 1, 2024A Camping Trip with Young Kids, as Imagined by Me Before Having Kids
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December 31, 2023Introducing Our University’s New Executive Vice President of Saving Money
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December 29, 2023Statement from the University on Current Tensions in the Place You’re Probably Thinking About When You Read This
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December 28, 2023Housing Should Be Affordable Except When I Sell My House for a Million Dollars
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December 28, 2023Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period
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December 26, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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December 26, 2023Gentle Parenting in Classic Literature
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President