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Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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June 5, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Perseverance
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May 18, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Caution
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April 27, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Wisdom
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April 6, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Free Will
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March 16, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Self-Reliance
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February 24, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Freedom
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February 3, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Opportunity
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January 22, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Friendship
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