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Teddy Wayne’s
Unpopular Proverbs
Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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January 13, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Sequentiality
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December 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enhancement
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December 9, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Inferiority
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November 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Brevity
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October 21, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Unity
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October 5, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Imitation
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September 18, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Solitude
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September 1, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Precautions
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August 17, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Enticement
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July 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Stoicism
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July 9, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Vengeance
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June 23, 2009Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Heart
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