Revenge is a dish best served cold, with a little garnish of retribution, sprinkled with payback, under grated reprisal, and on a bed of confused childhood erotic desire for your great-aunt.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
July 9, 2009
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