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The Chorus Boy Chronicles
From the age of 3 to the age of 23, Brian Spitulnik was sure of one thing: he wanted to be a Broadway dancer. When he was 24, he was cast in the long-running revival of Chicago. Since then, he has regularly worn black mesh before thousands of people. Now the only thing Brian is sure of is that he isn’t 24 anymore.
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August 30, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Death of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part Two
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August 13, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Death of a Chorus Boy, Foretold, Part One
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July 24, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Grin and Bare It, Part Two: The Slow Dance
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June 7, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Blue, Baby, So Very Blue
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May 18, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Daily Grind
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April 30, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: The Ballad of Jason Patrick Sands
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April 10, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Love, Implied
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March 21, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Passover and Over and Over
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March 1, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: I’m a Swinger Here Myself
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February 9, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: A Bandit, Full and Hollow
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January 20, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Of Mice and Mensches
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January 3, 2012The Chorus Boy Chronicles: Gone, Over the Rainbow, Back Soon
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