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The Peculiar Arab Chronicles
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
Nour is an Egyptian girl in her late teens; she is an Asian-sized person with a very long tongue. This description is neither literal nor perverted; it’s an Arabic metaphor for the tendency to be a smart ass with no manners. How she is so small is one of the world’s wonders, because if food were a crime, she would most certainly get life without the possibility of parole, if not the death penalty (death by sautéing, I presume). She likes and dislikes way too many things. Oh, and she is not big on charity.
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December 1, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Top Ten Reasons Why I Could Not Write a Decent Column This Week
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November 10, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: I Hate Young People
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October 25, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Head of the National Couch Party: May I Have Your Attention, Please?
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October 6, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Arabs in the Herd
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