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The Peculiar Arab Chronicles
2011 COLUMN CONTEST WINNER
Nour is an Egyptian girl in her late teens; she is an Asian-sized person with a very long tongue. This description is neither literal nor perverted; it’s an Arabic metaphor for the tendency to be a smart ass with no manners. How she is so small is one of the world’s wonders, because if food were a crime, she would most certainly get life without the possibility of parole, if not the death penalty (death by sautéing, I presume). She likes and dislikes way too many things. Oh, and she is not big on charity.
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June 1, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Well, Lucky Fucking You
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January 17, 2012The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: Love and Defecation
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December 20, 2011The Peculiar Arab Chronicles: God is Really Sensitive, You Guys
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