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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 30, 2019Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 28, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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December 27, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 27, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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December 26, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021How to Write About Iran: A Guide for Journalists, Analysts, and Policymakers
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March 4, 2021Moms: The Vacation of Your Dreams Awaits You In This Dentist’s Chair
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March 4, 2021Signs You Might Be the Heroine of a Rom-Com Novel
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March 4, 2021Okay, Let Me Just Share My Screen… Ah, Nope. Okay, You’re Looking At My Savings Account Now. That Is Not Good.
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March 3, 2021I’m All For Letting the Free Market Decide Things Unless It Decides to Stop Publishing Racist Children’s Books