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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 30, 2019Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 27, 2019I Am “Why Do I Need Venmo?” Years Old
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December 26, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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December 26, 2019Honest Academic Job Postings
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December 26, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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April 26, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 7, 2021My Mother’s Day Gift to Myself Is This Dissociative Episode in Costco
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May 7, 2021Gregor Samsa’s DIY Mother’s Day Gift Ideas
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May 7, 2021We Need a New York City Mayor Who Will Take Mom to the Cloisters When She Visits
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp