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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 26, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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August 26, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax