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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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December 26, 2019We Can’t Impeach One of the Most Unpopular and Corrupt Presidents Ever and Risk Alienating the Racist Voters Who’d Never Vote for Us Anyway
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August 26, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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March 5, 2019I Support Strong Women of Color Unless They Are Politically to My Left
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 24, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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January 24, 2022Excerpts From The House of Girth, Edith Wharton’s 1905 Novel About Powerlifting
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January 21, 2022What We Talk About When We Don’t Talk About Bruno
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January 21, 2022COVID Will Eventually Be Endemic, and I Absolutely Know What That Word Means