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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 30, 2019Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 29, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 28, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 28, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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December 27, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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December 27, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 24, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004