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Top 19 of 2019
Here are our 19 most-read articles of 2019.
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 30, 2019Jon Snow Emails 23andMe About His DNA Results
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December 30, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 29, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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December 29, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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December 29, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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December 28, 2019Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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December 28, 2019I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing
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December 28, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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December 28, 2019Attending Burning Man or Parenting a Toddler?
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December 27, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition