1980s

List: Probable Sequels to Breakin’ (1984) and Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo (1984)

Overheard Cell Phone Conversation in Which Movies of the 1980s Were Mentioned

List: Alternatives, Should You Not Like Pina Coladas and Getting Caught in the Rain

List: Five Things Rick Astley Is Never Gonna Do

List: Hit Songs of the 1970s and ’80s If the South Had Won the Civil War

List: Places Where I Can Find a Woman Like Jesse’s Girl, Years Later

List: What I Like About You

List: If Yosemite Sam’s Curses Were Considered Real Profanity and Were Dubbed Over for Television in the Same Clumsy, Unconvincing Manner as 1980s R-Rated Movies

List: Excerpts From the “Band Members Wanted” Section of the New York Musicians’ Exchange (Circa 1987)

List: Totalitarian Institutions That Would Have Been More Fitting for George Orwell’s 1984, Considering How That Year Turned Out