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All posts tagged

5th-grade

June 10, 2022

We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School

by Rochelle E. Fisher
October 14, 2021

I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact

by Alex Laskey
June 17, 2019

Towns in Pennsylvania or My Google Searches in 5th Grade?

by Jake Maynard
December 7, 2003

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Richard Marx’s “Hazard.”

by George Viebranz

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 17, 2023

My Irish-American Culture Is Not Your Costume—It’s My Costume

by Jack Stebbins

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March 21, 2023

Your Tesla Has Installed the Latest Update and Is Now a Toaster

by Adam Greenspan
March 21, 2023

We Would Like to Discuss Why Our Preschooler Was Replaced After Only One Week as Snack Helper

by Jeremy Blachman
March 20, 2023

Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
March 20, 2023

Short Conversations with Poets: Rachel James

by Jesse Nathan