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All posts tagged
5th-grade
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June 10, 2022We Are Sending an Obscene Amount of Stuff Home with Your Child on the Last Day of School
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October 14, 2021I Am Worried That My Fifth-Grade Research Report on Abraham Lincoln Will Have No Lasting Impact
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June 17, 2019Towns in Pennsylvania or My Google Searches in 5th Grade?
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December 7, 2003Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Richard Marx’s “Hazard.”
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July 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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August 31, 2017How to Log In to the Student Portal
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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August 4, 2022For My Next Death-Defying Stunt, I Will Ride My Bike in This Bike Lane
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August 19, 2022Teach a Man to Fish and He Will Eat for a Lifetime, So Long As He Can Provide His Own Rod and Have a Way of Getting to the Pond
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August 19, 2022Short Conversations with Poets: Richie Hofmann
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August 19, 2022Even the Sophists Hate That One Guy in Your Graduate Seminar
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August 18, 2022“Just Do This and Ten Thousand Other Things”: A Teacher’s Back-to-School Lament