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July 5, 2011Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Do I Make a President?
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November 10, 2010List: Metacritic Throughout History
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November 4, 2010The Williamsburg Address
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August 4, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Care?
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July 27, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can the President Take the Week Off?
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April 29, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Does Sexy Matter?
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March 10, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
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February 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What’s Up With Log Cabins?
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January 28, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game
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March 21, 2019List: What Happens If You Say “Thank You” to Someone Who Wasn’t Complimenting You