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February 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What’s Up With Log Cabins?
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January 28, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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December 10, 2009Number of Twitter Followers of Famous Historical Figures
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October 5, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
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November 5, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Abraham Lincoln
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March 20, 2008Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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May 23, 2007Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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April 25, 2025This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person
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May 5, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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April 21, 2025Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope
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April 29, 2025Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad
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May 8, 2025Chekhov’s Gun, Applied to Motherhood
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May 8, 2025Letters to Moms: A Letter to Back to the Future’s Lorraine Baines-McFly
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May 8, 2025An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy
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May 7, 2025The Bells of Trader Joe’s: A Quick Reference Guide for Front-End Crew Members