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All posts tagged
abraham-lincoln
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December 10, 2009List: Number of Twitter Followers of Famous Historical Figures
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October 5, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
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November 5, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Abraham Lincoln
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March 20, 2008List: Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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May 23, 2007Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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December 15, 2003List: Famous Predictions
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May 11, 1999Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: President Abraham Lincoln
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August 12, 2019List: Critically Acclaimed Horror Film of the 2010s or Your Ph.D. Program?
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August 9, 2019We Need a Wizard Who Can Appeal to the Moderate Orc Voter
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 25, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Write the Syllabus for Your Class
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August 20, 2019The Book of Genesis’s Genesis: The Genesis of the Band Genesis