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All posts tagged
abraham-lincoln
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January 28, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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December 10, 2009Number of Twitter Followers of Famous Historical Figures
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October 5, 2009Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
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November 5, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Abraham Lincoln
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March 20, 2008Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
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May 23, 2007Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
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November 9, 2006Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
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October 7, 2004The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
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December 15, 2003Famous Predictions
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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February 6, 2024My Comments Are in the Google Doc Linked in the Dropbox I Sent in the Slack