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    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What’s Up With Log Cabins?
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    Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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  • January 25, 2010
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
    by Chris White
  • December 10, 2009
    Number of Twitter Followers of Famous Historical Figures
    by Ben Greenman
  • October 5, 2009
    Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Should the President Grow a Beard?
    by Chris White
  • November 5, 2008
    Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Abraham Lincoln
    by Dan Liebert
  • March 20, 2008
    Text Messages That Would Have Been Helpful
    by Jen Statsky
  • May 23, 2007
    Conversations Between Famous People as Imagined By Someone With An American Public School Education Who Didn’t Pay Too Much Attention In School But Who Did Just Enough to Pass the Exams
    by Matt Passet
  • November 9, 2006
    Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 13: On Hardheads
    by Oronte Churm
  • October 7, 2004
    The Gettysburg Address, as Delivered by Rob Zombie
    by Ryan Boudinot
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