When I get discouraged about my looks and my prospects for a permanent relationship, I just remember that Abraham Lincoln was a very homely man who married a fat, crazy wife and it makes me realize that if that’s the best he could do I’m probably better off alone.
ONE SMALL BLOW AGAINST ENCROACHING TOTALITARIANISM
“I cannot help feeling that the gun crisis is at the core of everything that ails our country.” — Owen King
November 5, 2008
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