If you’re ever attacked by a gang of toddlers, your best bet is to drop to the ground and curl up into a ball. Cover your head with your arms and just wait. They have a very short attention span—this is your best chance of survival.
LEST WE FORGET THE HORRORS
November 2, 2006
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