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toddlers
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August 10, 2018Tips for Watching the Perseid Meteor Shower with Your Toddler, as Written by Someone Who Has Never Seen a Meteor Shower and Who Has Never Interacted with a Toddler for More Than a Few Minutes
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June 1, 2018Yes, Your Toddler is Gaslighting You
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March 12, 2018In Retrospect, the Theme for Chad’s 4th Birthday Party Should Not Have Been “Stanford Prison Experiment”
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March 5, 2018Toddler Feelings Helpline
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July 8, 2016I’m Tired of “Well-Meaning” Parents Interfering When My Toddler and I Rob a Liquor Store
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November 12, 2015List: Foolproof Ways to Get Your Toddler to Wear Socks
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November 11, 2015I’m Taking My Child to Toddler Yoga So That When He Grows Up He Will Conquer the Fucking World
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July 14, 2015Toddler Discipline Made Easy
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February 18, 2010List: Toddler Super Powers
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November 2, 2006Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Gang of Toddlers
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 16, 2018Don’t Call It a Comeback: Seinfeld, Ep. 181 “The Grovel”
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November 16, 2018Oulipian Excerpts from All That is Evident is Suspect: Jean Lescure, from “The N+7 Method (An Individual Case of the W±n Method)”
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November 16, 2018List: Decoded Answers to the Question “What’s It Like to Work From Home?”
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November 15, 2018The Reply Guy Constitution