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toddlers
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April 11, 2024The Flu My Four-Year-Old Brought Home for Spring Break Addresses My Hope of Not Catching It
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February 23, 2024A Timeline of My Attempt to Drink a Beer on a Friday Night Before My Toddler Goes to Bed
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November 6, 2023Physics for Toddlers
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October 13, 2023I Cannot Believe You Heartlessly Threw Away the Sixteenth Craft I Brought Home from Preschool This Week
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September 29, 2023I’m Your Three-Year-Old Interior Designer and This Is Your New Home Makeover
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September 20, 2023New York Times’ Connections, Toddler Edition
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September 1, 2023Are You an Exhausted Parent of Small Children or a Common Raccoon?
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August 29, 2023I Don’t Have Much Interest in Talking to You, But Our Toddlers Just Started Playing Together at This Playground, So I Guess We’re Doing This
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July 12, 2023Walled-In; Or, Life in the Bathroom Hiding from My Kids
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine