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February 7, 2020Who Are You Wearing?!?!?
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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March 2, 2018My Oscar Picks, Based On Movies I Actually Saw In Theaters Last Year
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February 26, 2016An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 20, 2015If Critics Wrote About the Male Best Director Nominees the Same Way They Write About Selma Director Ava DuVernay
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February 28, 2014Socrates On the Red Carpet
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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February 13, 2001A Short Story About The Academy Awards
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September 3, 2020Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-889
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 14, 2020I Appreciate Your Concern, But Our Enormous Wedding Was Socially Distanced
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September 1, 2020Quiz: Are You the Worst Fucking Parent?
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September 22, 2020I’m the Guy Who Asks If Your Loved One Who Died From COVID-19 Had Any Pre-Existing Conditions
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September 22, 2020Critical Theories of the Pumpkin Spice Latte
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September 22, 2020It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 21, 2020The Best Way to Honor Feminist Icon Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is to Show How the Male Politicians Running Our Government Are a Bunch of Morally Corrupt Assholes