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All posts tagged
academy-awards
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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February 22, 2019List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 22, 2019List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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March 2, 2018List: My Oscar Picks, Based On Movies I Actually Saw In Theaters Last Year
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February 26, 2016Monologue: An All-Purpose Oscar Acceptance Speech
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February 20, 2015List: If Critics Wrote About the Male Best Director Nominees the Same Way They Write About Selma Director Ava DuVernay
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February 28, 2014Socrates On the Red Carpet
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February 9, 2009An Honest Acceptance Speech
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February 13, 2001A Short Story About The Academy Awards
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book