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March 8, 2024How to Accept an Award Without Making Your Voters Regret It
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March 7, 2024The Supreme Court Decides This Year’s Best Picture Winner
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March 5, 2024J. Robert Oppenheimer Is Gonna Party His Ass Off at the Oscars
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January 23, 2024More Specific Oscar Categories for the Academy to Consider
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March 28, 2022I’m Timothée Chalamet, and This Was Supposed to Be My Controversial Oscars Night
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February 7, 2020Who Are You Wearing?!?!?
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February 22, 2019Sophocles’ Acceptance Speech for Best Original Tragedy
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February 22, 2019My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director
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March 2, 2018My Oscar Picks, Based On Movies I Actually Saw In Theaters Last Year
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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