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July 11, 2024For Sale: Giant Casino in Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City
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September 18, 2017Key Ring Chronicles: Walgreens Discount Card
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April 16, 2014Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: A Former Methadone Clinic Counselor
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April 22, 2010Food Brought to a Sex Addiction Group Therapy Potluck
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October 16, 2009An Open Letter to My Last Pack of Cigarettes
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February 12, 2009Thoughts I’ve Had While Watching Intervention That Could Possibly Be Red Flags
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February 5, 2007Today’s AA Speaker: Mr. Tom Waits (If Mr. Waits Is Actually Like the People He Writes Songs About)
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March 16, 2004B.R. Cohen’s Annals of Science: Vol III: Substance Abusers Are Scientists Too: Vignettes on Auto-Experimentation
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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