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american-history
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June 7, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: So, uh… James Buchanan? (Part I)
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May 19, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: How Close Can I Get?
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April 29, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Does Sexy Matter?
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April 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Why Won’t the President Throw Strikes?
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March 23, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Can I Be President?
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March 10, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Which President Should I Have a Beer With?
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February 12, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What’s Up With Log Cabins?
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January 28, 2010Oh My Gawd: A Column About a Teenager Navigating Religion: Column 6: Patriotic Digger
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January 25, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Would Win in a Fight?
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January 6, 2010Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: What Did the Founding Fathers Smell Like?
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