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April 4, 2022I, Genghis Khan, Ruler of the Mongols, Think We Might Be Related Based on Our 23andMe Results
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February 5, 2019Timothée Chalamet’s Family Tree
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February 8, 2017I Took the Ancestry.com DNA Test and This Is What I Learned
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February 12, 2008My Ancestry Assignment
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May 3, 2005Last Names Clearly Derived From Ancestral Professions
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