Last Names Clearly Derived From Ancestral Professions

My Ancestry Assignment

When I Was Using Allen’s Computer, I Changed Some of the Talking Points in His Work Speech.

List: In Search of Lost Temps

List: Profile of Two People Who Held My Jobs Before Me

On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company

Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”

Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!

To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money