7/1 Employee injured hand in stapler.
7/2 Employee twisted back lifting box.
7/5 Employee’s feelings hurt by turnout at retirement party.
7/7 Employee cut short.
7/8 Employee rebuffed by crush.
7/8 Employee crushed by buffer.
7/15 Employee partially eaten by shark.
7/21 Employee belittled.
8/1 Employee experiences painful self-consciousness.
8/5 Employee manhandled.
8/16 Employee blinded by the light.
8/17 Employee blinded with science.
8/25 Employee accidentally discovered pirate gold and hi-jinks ensued.
9/4 Employee broke finger.
9/5 Employee broke silence.
9/6 Employee broke code of the Samurai.
9/15 Employee lost hand in waving accident.
9/20 Employee crushed under weight of own responsibilities.