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All posts tagged
accidents
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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December 7, 2016List: Five Similarities Between Writing and Falling Down 47 Flights of Stairs
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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November 4, 2015I Can’t Believe I’m Going to Die On This Kid Rock Cruise
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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August 19, 2015List: 32 Things I Learned from My Bike Ride Last Sunday
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February 11, 2015What Would You Have Done, John Quinones?
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October 10, 2014Monologue: The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
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December 11, 2013While I Was Looking Down
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018I Am Sick and Tired of Constantly Being Bullied for My Extreme Wealth and Political Power