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All posts tagged
accidents
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June 26, 2019Welp, Looks Like I’ve Fallen Into My Fifteenth Ice Crevasse On This Expedition to the South Pole
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February 27, 2017Filling Out Your Harrison Ford Aircraft Incident Report
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December 7, 2016List: Five Similarities Between Writing and Falling Down 47 Flights of Stairs
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May 9, 2016Since the Accident
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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November 4, 2015I Can’t Believe I’m Going to Die On This Kid Rock Cruise
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October 1, 2015As Your Mayor, I Promise I’m Going to Find a Way Out of This Well
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August 19, 2015List: 32 Things I Learned from My Bike Ride Last Sunday
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February 11, 2015What Would You Have Done, John Quinones?
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October 10, 2014Monologue: The Stand-In Cannon Player for Last Week’s Performance of Tchaikovsky’s “1812 Overture” Apologizes
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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July 19, 2019List: Hemingway’s “For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn” Re-Imagined By Other Authors
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July 19, 2019Ernest Hemingway, Parenting Blogger
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July 18, 2019I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics
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July 18, 2019List: Things You’re More Likely to Get Arrested for Than Rape