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All posts tagged
accidents
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July 23, 2012Monologue: The Man Who Tripped and Fell in His Living Room One Afternoon and Died
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December 5, 2011I’m Sorry That My Robot Car Ran Over Your Robot Cat
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August 26, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to My Italian Slacks That Ripped at the Seam Just Prior to Deposition
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July 5, 2011I Am Really Really Sorry for Messing Up Your Brain Surgery So Bad
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April 1, 2011Open Letter: An Open Letter to the Guy Who Scheduled My Accidental Brazilian
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December 15, 2009A Pragmatic Romantic Says Farewell To His Lover
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May 7, 2009It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Gets Their Head Stuck in a 3,600-Year-Old Sumerian Pot
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August 29, 2008Secret Service Emergency-Response Protocol 1127B: If the President Falls Down a Well
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August 8, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: My Unique JFK Assassination Theory
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November 10, 2006Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Licensed Aromatherapy
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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April 11, 2017Anything Men Can Do I Can Do Bleeding
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December 8, 2015List: Woman Facts
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe
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March 21, 2019List: A Short Description of Cultural Appropriation for Non-Believers, Part II
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March 21, 2019Job Hunt: The Board Game