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All posts tagged
injuries
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December 29, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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April 8, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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June 24, 2002Third Quarter Employee Accident/Injury Report
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 10, 2021An Update from Your Three-Year-Old’s Montessori Educator, Translated for Parents Who Endured a Traditional Public School Education
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days