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injuries

October 16, 2018

List: Humblebrag Injuries

by David Bradley Isenberg
May 8, 2018

Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities

by John Davis and Kyle J. Britt
May 7, 2012

Monologue: A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany

by Shawn Bowers
January 3, 2011

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience

by Teddy Wayne
September 16, 2009

Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting

by Susan Schorn
February 22, 2004

List: Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot

by Jay Wexler
April 8, 2003

Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!

by Roy Kesey
October 21, 2002

List: Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries

by Seth Kolloen
June 24, 2002

List: Third Quarter Employee Accident/Injury Report

by Rick Larsen

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 11, 2018

List: Literary Alternatives to “Ghosting” at Parties

by Ross Bullen
December 11, 2018

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Gift-Givers of Noise-Making Toys

by Colleen Rothman
December 10, 2018

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

by Irving Ruan
December 10, 2018

List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events

by Austin Bernhardt and Heeseung Kim