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All posts tagged
injuries
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December 29, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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April 8, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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June 24, 2002Third Quarter Employee Accident/Injury Report
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August 24, 2020Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine
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November 11, 2020Say “Megan Follows Is the Best Anne of Green Gables” or I’ll Beat the Living Shit Out of You
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November 18, 2020
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 995 -
November 12, 2020Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll
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November 23, 2020Congratulations to Ourselves on Defeating the Pandemic from the College’s Associate Vice President of Self-Congratulation
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November 23, 202033 Everyday Tasks That Are Easier with a Penis
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November 23, 2020Dan Kennedy Solves Your Storytelling Problems: Episode 2
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex