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injuries
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March 19, 202124 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 50
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September 8, 201916 Surprising Ways to Injure Yourself When You’re Over 40
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October 16, 2018Humblebrag Injuries
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May 8, 2018Top Millennial Injuries Reported at Urgent Care Facilities
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May 7, 2012A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
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January 3, 2011Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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September 16, 2009Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting: Column 1: The Rules
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February 22, 2004Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
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April 8, 2003Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!
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October 21, 2002Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
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