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    A Failed Chef Has an Epiphany
    by Shawn Bowers
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    Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Resilience
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  • September 16, 2009
    Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Fighting
    by Susan Schorn
  • February 22, 2004
    Reasons You Should Not Place Your Foot Onto the Street When a Car is Coming, Even If You Are Curious About How It Would Feel If a Car Ran Over Your Foot
    by Jay Wexler
  • April 8, 2003
    Dispatches From Roy Kesey, An American Guy Married to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in China: Dispatch 3: Bonus Gymnastics Edition!
    by Roy Kesey
  • October 21, 2002
    Major League Baseball Players and Their Injuries
    by Seth Kolloen
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