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bears
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear
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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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May 25, 2017Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Gil Prowler Has Not Yet Been Eaten By a Bear
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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December 5, 2016Looking Back, It Was a Mistake Granting Sentience to the Country Bears
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April 4, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Think, Think, Think
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May 7, 2015An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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