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All posts tagged
bears
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April 17, 2020The Charmin Bears React to Being Furloughed
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January 7, 2020Don’t Worry: Bears Are More Afraid of You Than You Are of Dying Alone
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December 21, 2018Merry Christmas, Larry!
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May 25, 2017Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Gil Prowler Has Not Yet Been Eaten By a Bear
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January 25, 2017Official United States Department of Education Grizzly Bear Policy
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December 5, 2016
Looking Back, It Was a Mistake Granting Sentience to the Country Bears -
April 4, 2016Hungover Bear and Friends: Think, Think, Think
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May 7, 2015An Open Letter to Everyone in the Event of My Likely Demise While Hiking the Appalachian Trail
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April 2, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Bear, Sister
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June 23, 2014A Bear Explains How to Survive a Bear Attack
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April 30, 2020The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later
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June 26, 2020A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking
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June 30, 2020Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine
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June 22, 2020I’m the Guy Setting Off Fireworks Every Night In Your Neighborhood and I Have You Right Where I Want You
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July 10, 2020Security Questions for Academics Approaching the Fall 2020 Semester
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