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bears
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September 16, 2013Hungover Bear and Friends: Let It Begin With Me
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April 22, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Black bears rarely butcher random backwoods ragamuffins,” said bear researcher, Steve Winslow. “Tourists don’t really taste right.”
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October 27, 2011List: Bear Market
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April 1, 2009Mongo: The Animal That Taught Me Things and Changed Lives
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November 28, 2007Monologue: Christopher Robin Stages an Intervention
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October 19, 2007List: Bad News Bears
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April 11, 2006Monologue: Timothy Treadwell’s Screen Tests for Cheers
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March 16, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wildlife Preserves
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September 3, 2004List: Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears
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February 23, 2001April In Paris
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January 2, 2019I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren
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December 29, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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January 9, 2019I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home
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January 4, 2019I Watched the Video of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Dancing In College, and Now I Understand the Necessity of Free-Market Economics
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January 16, 2019Emily Post’s Etiquette for Pooping in a National Park
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January 16, 2019List: 6 Ways to Repress Bitter Feelings About Your Friend’s Mildly Successful Music Career
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January 16, 2019If the Future of the Democratic Party Means Winning Elections, Count Me Out
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop