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bears
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April 22, 2013Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Black bears rarely butcher random backwoods ragamuffins,” said bear researcher, Steve Winslow. “Tourists don’t really taste right.”
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October 27, 2011List: Bear Market
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April 1, 2009Mongo: The Animal That Taught Me Things and Changed Lives
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November 28, 2007Monologue: Christopher Robin Stages an Intervention
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October 19, 2007List: Bad News Bears
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April 11, 2006Monologue: Timothy Treadwell’s Screen Tests for Cheers
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March 16, 2006Jokes by Brian Beatty: Wildlife Preserves
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September 3, 2004List: Guide to Determining If You Are Constantly Being Mauled by Bears
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February 23, 2001April In Paris
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November 13, 2018List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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November 5, 2018Can You Find the Hidden Images In These 15 “Magic Eye” Photos?
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November 8, 2018Make No Mistake, We Liberals Will Squander Our Hard-Won Gains
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November 15, 2018The Reply Guy Constitution
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November 15, 2018I Haven’t Even Started Thinking About Running for President in 2020, Despite What Those Campaign Buttons I Made Might Suggest
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November 15, 2018Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Buffy In Synchronicity At the Pawn Shop