A bear expert, arriving on the scene of a mauling, speculates that, perhaps, the victim had it coming. Also, a mnemonic for the events in a professional rodeo (bareback bronc riding, bull riding, barrel racing, saddle bronc riding, steer wrestling, tie-down roping, team roping).
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